meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

You see, I have gout

(Source: meladoodle)

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shock777:

Passion Raven is one of my FAVORITE Ravens. Do people still use the word “GLOMP?” Pretty sure I do. Lol.

shock777:

Passion Raven is one of my FAVORITE Ravens. Do people still use the word “GLOMP?” Pretty sure I do. Lol.

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shock777:

I wanted more happy raven in my life so I managed to squeeze out this little doodle. Yup. They’re kawaii to the max.

shock777:

I wanted more happy raven in my life so I managed to squeeze out this little doodle. Yup. They’re kawaii to the max.

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

I know right.

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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

gwheeler:

My kind of comedy

Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something. So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.

Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close. 

"SCIENCE!"

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stalinization:

have you ever met a satanist who wasnt a loser

Anton LaVey is a pretty cool guy. Plus the Satanic Church is all about some gay rights.

http://www.churchofsatan.com/faq-sexuality.php

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oh man, i did it. i fucked up your zen.
peter parker to danny rand at some point, probably (via thekidwiththegoggles)

YES

(Source: cromwellisms)

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I can’t decide if the punchline is:
Nice crotch weasel.
Or:
Dem Arsenio Hall fingers.

I can’t decide if the punchline is:

Nice crotch weasel.

Or:

Dem Arsenio Hall fingers.

(Source: vulpunx)

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