meatball-problemz:

This isn’t filled with water, it’s filled with the tears of men. #Hydrate

meatball-problemz:

This isn’t filled with water, it’s filled with the tears of men. #Hydrate

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rachelunleashed:

Fight Club (1999)

So what is your name?….Cornelius?

rachelunleashed:

Fight Club (1999)

So what is your name?….Cornelius?

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I don’t think you understand, that girl is a MigRonald’s Employee, and the devil is her shift manager, if one of their people is in danger it is the duty and obligation of the manager to protect them, no matter what the cost…
Alright ladies and gentleman, I’m out.

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perchu:

catfella:

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something ?

. what the fuck is sex

I used to have one that didn’t have a bottom, it was just raised on shelves. SOLO TOP.

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realifeshit:

OHMYGOD whoever created these is a fucking genius like honestly just take some time to soak in all the characters and the tiny references placed i just, holy fuck

The best has got to be Skeeter looking at the Cool Black Friends table. Like even he’s confused if he qualifies.

(Source: theamericankid)

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somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

Yeah well, he wants her to stay on the Meth. The weed concerns him though.

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